"Every once in a while, someone will mail me a single popcorn kernel that didn't pop. I'll get out a fresh kernel, tape it to a piece of paper and mail it back to them."
- Orville Redenbacher
"The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves."
- W.C. Fields
"But you know what? My cigarettes-popcorn-whiskey diet worked. The pounds just peeled right off. By Christmas, I'd lost 65 pounds. I probably ought to have written a diet book or something."
- John Daly
"Popcorn [is] the sentimental good-time Charlie of American foods."
- Patricia Linden
"I am easily satisfied with the very best."
- Winston Churchill
(We think he was talking about popcorn!)